“keep the change, ya filthy animal”
dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
THIS IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN
Fall in love with someone who treats you like kanye treats kanye
voldemort basilisk potter you were named after the two things i hated the most in my life i killed em i’m hella rad screw everyone
I think Marvel has a thing for Chris’ but hey I’m not complaining
That first gif is exactly what my German Sheperd is like with the laser pointer!
every book, five times a book
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
Inspirational pokemon photos.
when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up