Nitwit. Blubber. Oddment. Tweak.
Nitwit. Blubber. Oddment. Tweak.

night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

overtheunderpass:

I was just introduced to this incredible Twitter account

unclefather:

i could hear the dolphin noises in my head

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Football Player Flaunts Sexual Orientation On Live Television (x)
AJ McCarron didn’t seem to care that television cameras were on him when he decided to flaunt his heterosexual relationship with Katherine Webb.




“All of a sudden they were making out,” said ESPN viewer Roger Jellyton. “I couldn’t believe my eyes, and my children were in the room. How was I supposed to explain what they were seeing? What, that it’s OK for two people who love each other to kiss in a moment of joy and celebration? Ugh. What is this nation coming to? Enough is enough.”

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Football Player Flaunts Sexual Orientation On Live Television (x)

AJ McCarron didn’t seem to care that television cameras were on him when he decided to flaunt his heterosexual relationship with Katherine Webb.

“All of a sudden they were making out,” said ESPN viewer Roger Jellyton. “I couldn’t believe my eyes, and my children were in the room. How was I supposed to explain what they were seeing? What, that it’s OK for two people who love each other to kiss in a moment of joy and celebration? Ugh. What is this nation coming to? Enough is enough.”

andkorra:

white people

badwolfsherloki-d:

holyfrackles:

jinntantei:

From beginning to end — perhaps the greatest five years and three months of my entire life.

everyone ends in romance but wade’s big finale was going outside

wade is me

wade is us
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via artfucker1996)

For a non profit organization, the PokeCenter does surprisingly well.

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

soproudofus:

1x01 vs. 8x23

sixpathsofbased:

Bronies need to look at this picture for 24 hours straight

sixpathsofbased:

Bronies need to look at this picture for 24 hours straight

frankierospanties:

frankierospanties:

what the hell’s going on with the cobra starship fandom??

i’m so sorry